Showing posts with label Remake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Remake. Show all posts

Halloween II - Movie Spoof

Halloween II, the sequel to the pseudo-remake of John Carpenter's perennial classic slasher film, is coming to theaters this Friday, August 28, 2009. What better way to mark the occasion than to send up the much anticipated movie with an all original movie spoof poster! The trailer has been criticized by many long time horror fans because of the disheveled appearance of series' villain Michael Meyers. Long used to the navy blue jump suit, Rob Zombie's use of the torn mask and hobo-style winter jacket left many hardcore fans feeling decidedly cool towards this new film. The general dissatisfaction with the first film in the remake continuity does not help matters. The Geek, however, breaks ranks from the hardcore in this instance. I thoroughly enjoyed the remake as a companion piece to the original and am looking forward to Zombie's continuation this Friday. In the meantime, enjoy Hoboween II. As always feel free to leave comments below.



"See the continuation of Rob Zombie's re-envisioning of ultimate terror in Hoboween II. It has been one full year since Michael Meyers returned to Haddonfield and brought with him his reign of terror. The shaken community of Haddonfield still remembers the events of that Halloween night when Michael came home. Michael's journey begins with a return to his childhood home, hoping to find clues that will lead him to the last surviving family member, his younger sister, Laurie. When he arrives, Michael finds that his childhood home has been razed to the ground and replaced with a strip mall. Without direction, it seems hopeless that Michael will ever be able to reunite with his long lost sister. Now homeless, Michael hangs up his butcher's knife and shelves his murderous aspirations in pursuit of a normal life. Finding work proves impossible for the unkempt, unwashed, 7 foot tall monster of a man. Unable to support himself, Michael begins to lose himself on the harsh streets of downtown Haddonfield. Will Michael find the strength to rebound and turn his life aroundf? Will he eventually reunite with his sister and fulfill his lifelong dream of murdering her silly? Or will Michael Meyers perish, cold and alone, taking his final sips of wine out of a tattered, brown paper bag? Find out when Hoboween II hits theaters this Fall.

Hoboween II - In Theaters - August 28, 2009
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Sorority Row (Remake) - Movie Spoof

Next on the long list of unwanted remakes comes the hot summer thriller Sorority Row! Actually, as far as remakes go, this one doesn't really offend my sensibilities all that much. The original "The House on Sorority Row," was filmed and released way back in 1983 and promptly forgotten. It's a fun little slasher film but with nothing too memorable about it. I suppose it couldn't hurt to give it a second chance with audiences, but I suspect the remake will end up being remembered in largely the same way (i.e. not at all). Oh well, at least there will be boobies. And it's got to be a step up for Jamie Chung since her last theatrical release. Please feel free to leave comments below.


"There's sure to be trouble abound when five totally-sort-of babelicious twenty-eight year olds come together and pretend to be college juniors! Watch with mild interest for 90 minutes as these women run around in their lingerie and assorted skank-wear while defending themselves from a generic, hooded murderer! Be horrified  as they die one by one until only one is left! Gasp with terror as the last girl is trapped in their burning sorority house as is given away in the poster! Cringe at how much of a resemblance the plot from "I Know What You Did Last Summer" has with this film! Be amazed by the sheer amount of merely-adequate nudity on display! Seriously! You'll think you're watching Late Nite on Skinemax! Skinemax!!!!"

Sorority Hoes - In Theaters - September 11, 2009
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NO! Not a Nightmare on Elm Street Remake!

UNACCEPTABLE

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Platinum Dunes partners Michael Bay, Brad Fuller and Andrew Form have been set by New Line to re-launch Freddy Krueger, the iconic psycho who haunts the subconscious dreams of teenagers and kills them in their sleep.

The trio will create a new franchise based on "A Nightmare on Elm Street," the 1984 Wes Craven film.

Originally played by Robert Englund, Krueger haunted nine films and two TV series, and was New Line's most lucrative franchise until "The Lord of the Rings."

The deal comes as Bay, Fuller and Form ready for an April start for "Friday the 13th," a New Line re-launch of another iconic baddie, Jason Voorhees. Marcus Nispel will direct a script by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift ("Freddy Vs. Jason").

Both franchises will be given a complete overhaul, something that Platinum Dunes provided in the Nispel-directed "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
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If Englund ain't in this bad boy, count me OUT.
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